I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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