I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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