he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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