Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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