Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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