don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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