btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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