I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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