Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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