I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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