just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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