Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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