office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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