Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
