i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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