dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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