some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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