I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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