i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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