Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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