Who wears a wallet chain?!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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