yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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