I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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