I wannas sexs uuuuu
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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