I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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