I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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