On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Randomize
