thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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