Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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