Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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