So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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