Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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