do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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