how hairy? two words: wookie tits
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Still dying that you shit outside
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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