what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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