that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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