dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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