In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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