Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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