How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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