there was a trapeze. enough said
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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