dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I just sharted jello shots
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize