the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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