we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you win again, gameday.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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