her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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