Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
is it fun? or sober?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
