he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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