new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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