Jerry, you need to find god
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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