My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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