Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
