I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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