Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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